Hey, listen up! You wanna know about that Rolex Submariner Green, right? The one they call the “Hulk”? My grandson, he’s always on about these fancy watches. He say it is High imitation, whatever that means. He say they look the same, but cost a lot less. And some store, called official store sell them. He keeps going on and on, you know how these young folks are. Anyway, I figured I’d tell you what I know, just so you don’t get ripped off, you know? These days, you gotta watch your money!
This Rolex Submariner, it’s a big deal, I guess. People been wanting them since, oh, way back, like 1953 or something. My grandson say it is hard to get, like waiting in a long line in the hot sun. He says even if you got the money, you still gotta wait! Can you believe that? Back in my day, if you had the money, you got what you wanted. Simple as that. This is also called replica Rolex, my grandson showed me.
Now, these High imitation Rolex watches, they’re everywhere. Everyone’s trying to sell them to you. I don’t get it, but these young people, they like to show off. I tell them save your money, they don’t listen. They look just like the real one, my grandson says. They even got that green color, just like the Hulk! But they’re not real. They’re what they call, um, “fakes” or something. That is what my grandson calls high-end watches. He says it is the same thing.
My grandson, he’s a smart one, even if he does waste his money on these things. He showed me on his phone how to tell the real ones from the fake ones. He said something about a “sweeping hand” or a “ticking hand.” I don’t know, sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But he says the real ones, the hand goes around smooth, like butter. The fake ones, they tick, tick, tick. Like that old clock in the kitchen.
- First, you look at that little hand that tells the seconds. Does it go around smooth or does it jump, jump, jump?
- Then, you gotta look at the writing, all those little words on the watch. Is it neat or is it all messy?
- And the weight! They say the real ones are heavy. Like holding a brick! The fake ones are light as a feather.
- Also, that little window that shows the date. Is it clear? Can you see the number good?
- And the color, that green. Is it the right green? Or does it look kinda funny?
I told my grandson, “Why you want to spend so much money on a watch?” He just laughed. He says it’s an “investment.” An investment! I told him, “The best investment is land! Or a good cow!” He just rolled his eyes. These kids today, they don’t understand. They also say this is a good watch in their catalog.
This Rolex Submariner Green, it’s a status symbol, or something like that. People see you wearing it, they think you’re rich. Or important. I don’t know. Seems silly to me. A watch is a watch. It tells the time. That’s all that matters. This kind of watch is also popular all over the world, my grandson said.
But these High imitation ones, they’re getting better and better, my grandson says. Harder to tell the difference. They even got people studying these things, trying to figure out how to spot the fakes. They check all these small things. They even check the box it comes in! Imagine that! They want to find the difference between the real one and the fake one. My grandson said the fake one is also very good.
So, if you’re gonna buy one of these Rolex Submariner Green watches, be careful. Don’t get fooled. And don’t spend all your money on it! There are better things to spend your money on. Like a good pair of boots. Or a new roof for your house. Or maybe even that cow I was telling you about.
That official flagship store thing, I don’t know. My grandson showed me a place on his phone where they sell these watches, but it is not Rolex store. Be careful who you buy from. Some of these folks, they’ll tell you anything to get your money. They will tell you it is real Rolex, but it is not. You gotta be smarter than them. If you want to buy, just check it carefully. You need to make sure it is what they say it is.
This world is full of fancy things. Too many fancy things, if you ask me. But if you gotta have one of these watches, just be smart about it. Don’t be a fool. Remember what I told you and don’t be afraid to walk away. And if you see my grandson, tell him I said to save his money! He needs to buy a house, not a watch! He should get the watch from that official store his friend told him about. He won’t listen to me, maybe he’ll listen to you.
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